Extra, Extra, Extra, Extra Resolution: An Exercise in Excess

We've reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic excess, and we're not even done yet! This is the Extra, Extra, Extra, Extra Resolution, where we've decided to make the original resolution even more extra.

Here's what we've managed to resolve:

• More meetings to discuss the original meetings.
• Even more paperwork to go with the original paperwork.
• A special task force to deal with the consequences of the original task force.
• An additional 5% increase in coffee budget to accommodate the extra caffeine needed for these extra meetings.

And here's what we've decided to table for now:

• That one thing we almost got around to.
• The thing that was going to change everything.
• The thing that would have made all this extra resolution unnecessary.

For more information on the extra meetings, visit our Extra Meetings page.

For a more exhaustive list of our extra decisions, check out our Extra Decisions page.

And for the full text of our extra resolution, see our Extra Resolution page.

Or, for the extra-extra resolution, visit our Extra, Extra, Extra, Extra Resolution page.