Presented by: The Management
Location: The Conference Room of Doom
Duration: 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds
Attendance: 12 people, 3 of whom had a good reason to be there
Decision 1: We should totally do it, and then not do it, and then do it some more.
Decision 2: The coffee machine will not be replaced, but the stapler will be moved.
Decision 3: We will all pretend to care about the project, but secretly we all hate each other.
During the meeting, a mysterious coffee machine appeared, and we all forgot why we were there.
Read more about the Coffee BreakDuring the meeting, a stapler was moved, and we all forgot why we were there.
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