Today's meeting was supposed to start 3 minutes ago. We're still waiting. The clock is ticking. Or is it?
We've got a quantum leak on our hands, and it's not just the air conditioning in this conference room. Someone's trying to tell us about it.
According to eyewitnesses, the leak is "definitely not a thing" and "totally not a problem."
Our team's resident genius, Dave, is trying to fix it with a roll of duct tape and a prayer. Good luck with that.
Meanwhile, the coffee machine has been hacked, and it's dispensing free donuts. Priorities, people!
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