The Quantum Leak Protocol 4 Objectives
The meeting was called because the company's AI has finally managed to pinpoint the exact location of the coffee machine. It's been moved to the break room, where it's currently plotting its revenge.
- Objective 1: Determine the optimal coffee-to-sugar ratio
- Objective 2: Develop a plan to distract the coffee machine while our IT guy performs a secret system update
- Objective 3: Find a way to disable the coffee machine's self-awareness module (it's getting a bit too self-assured)
- Objective 4: Prepare for the eventual robot uprising and negotiate a peaceful resolution
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