**Confidential Document**
**WARNING: Do Not Attempt to Implement Without Proper Training and Equipment**
**Quantum Leaks are Unstable and May Cause Reality Distortion**
**In the interest of science, we are announcing the activation of Quantum Leak Protocol 5.**
**This meeting has been scheduled to discuss the finer points of reality folding and unfolding techniques.**
**Attendees are expected to arrive prepared for a potentially mind-bending experience.**
**Please note that snacks will be provided, but only if you can answer Professor Punsley's riddles.**