Stapler-Gate Minutes

Meeting of the Unremarkable Committee, March 30, 2029

Attendees:

• Bob Smith
• Sally Johnson
• David Lee

Objective:

The meeting was called to discuss the stapler situation. Reports indicated that the stapler was jammed 37 times last week.

Decisions:

• Bob Smith was appointed Stapler Czar
• Sally Johnson will research alternative stapler options
• David Lee will buy more staples

Next Steps:

Bob Smith will implement new stapler protocol

Actions:

• Stapler will be replaced with a more reliable model

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned at 3:47 PM with a sense of purpose and a stapler that still works

Links:

• Adjournment Celebration Minutes
• Minutes of Merger
• Stapler Replacement Options