Because who needs actual accuracy, right?
We've got a 99% chance of success! (The other 1% is just a statistical anomaly)
Projected Revenue: $1,000,000,000,000 (give or take a few billion)
Projected Growth Rate: 10,000% (because, why not?)
Projected Timeframe: NOW (we're not waiting for anything)
We've got a 50/50 chance of success! (the other 50 is just a nice round number)
Projected Revenue: $100,000 (we're not counting our chickens just yet)
Projected Growth Rate: 5% (because, hey, it's a start)
Projected Timeframe: Next quarter (or the one after that, or...) (ประก: who's counting?)
Revision 1: Because We Realized We Got a Little Behind on the Forecast
We've got a 0% chance of success! (but who's counting, right?)
Projected Revenue: $0.0000001 (we're not even sure what that means)
Projected Growth Rate: 0% (because, well, we're not growing)
Projected Timeframe: Never (we're just gonna wing it)