Minutes of the "I Told You So" Meeting

Meeting Summary:

John: I told you so. The coffee machine is still broken.

Jane: I didn't say that. I just mentioned it might need to be fixed.

Jane: No, I didn't say that either. I just said it was "on the fritz".

Action Items:

• Fix the coffee machine
• Send a strongly-worded letter to the coffee machine manufacturer
• Replace the coffee machine with a toaster

Next Steps:

• Meet again next week to discuss the importance of being right
• Send a strongly-worded letter to the meeting facilitator

Adjournment:

The meeting was adjourned with no clear resolution, but a strong sense of being right.

Rebuttal