These are the notes from Charles's most recent meeting with the Illuminati. They're a bit scattered, but that's just what happens when you're dealing with a bunch of wizards.
We talked about the importance of proper handshakes, the meaning of life, and the best way to get a good seat on the bus.
Meeting started at 3:14pm. Attendance: 5 members of the Illuminati, 1 confused intern. Charles The Curious arrived late, but only prophets are forgiven.
Agenda was to discuss the plot to take over the world, but it was decided that we're not ready yet. Maybe next week.
We decided that the world is overrated, and that we should just take over the coffee shop instead.
This decision was unanimous, except for one dissenting vote from the confused intern.