Top Secret Sock Hacking Methods
For when your socks go missing and you want revenge
Sock Murders: A Guide to Eliminating the Evidence
This is not a joke
Sock Surgery: When to operate, and when to amputate
Because sometimes, you just have to cut it off
Sock Ninjutsu: The Art of Sneaky Sock Retrieval
Stealthy, like a ninja, but with less honor