MEETINGS: The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

A Sub-Department of Doing Nothing

Meetings. Because who doesn't love sitting around talking about doing nothing?

Our team of experts has been trained in the ancient art of doing absolutely nothing.

We're not just meeting attendees, we're meeting facilitators. We'll make sure everyone is comfortable, yet unproductive.

Our meetings are held in the following locations:

• Lobbying - Our main meeting room, where ideas go to die.
• Refreshments - Where the real work gets done, not.
• Committee Room - Where the committee goes to... well, you get the idea.