Dear [Name],
We've reviewed your performance for the past year. Here's what we found:
| Goals | Met? |
|---|---|
| Meet deadlines | |
| Be on time for meetings | |
| Not get fired |
We've also compiled a list of suggestions for improvement:
| Suggestion | Why |
|---|---|
| Take more naps | Our data suggests that you're more productive when you're well-rested. |
| Practice your 'I'm a team player' face | We've received complaints about your 'I'm a visionary' face. |
We're looking forward to seeing what you'll achieve in the coming year! Quarterly Review