Q: What is the Phantom Prophetic Method?
A: It's a series of increasingly absurd and confusing steps to predict the future, but let's be real, it's just a bunch of nonsense.
Q: How do I know which method to use?
A: Ha! You don't. You just pick one, close your eyes, and hope for the best.
We are not responsible for any futures predicted by the Phantom Prophetic Method. If you use these methods and end up in a bad situation, do not say we didn't warn you.