Q: What is the purpose of a meeting?
A: To slowly suck the soul out of you, leaving only a hollow shell of a human being.
Q: How do I prepare for a meeting?
A: By bringing a 5-year supply of coffee, a 10-year supply of patience, and a 20-year supply of earplugs.
Q: What is the most productive use of a meeting?
A: Discussing why the previous meeting was a waste of time.
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