Subpage 2: "I'm Dead, But I'll Get It Done"

Meet Bob, the office drone who's been put on the chopping block. He's been tasked with presenting a crucial report, but he's been up all night playing Guitar Hero and hasn't done his research.

Bob's Blank Stare 
			
				public function getReport() {
					return "I'm Dead, But I'll Get It Done";
				}

As Bob stands up to present, he's met with the usual tolerance from his coworkers. They all know he's doomed, but hey, he's a good guy.

Will Bob make it out of this one alive? Only time will tell.