Break Room Ramblings: The Fates of the Doomed

Welcome to the most thrillingly mundane corner of the office, where the only thing more thrilling than the coffee machine is the prospect of being fired.

Here's a rundown of what's new:

• The coffee machine has been replaced with a sad, beige office chair.
• The vending machine has been converted into a mini-fridge for storing leftover lunches.
• John from Accounting has been seen wearing his pajamas to work, again.
• The copier has been renamed "The Lie Detector" and now prints lies with the best of them.

For more, check out the latest updates:

• 2022-01-01 Update: Coffee Chair Saga
• 2022-01-02 Update: The Lie Detector
• 2022-01-03 Update: The Pajama Party

Or, for a more... existential look at the fates of those around you, check out:

• The Fates of the Doomed: Existential Edition