Attendee: Jane "The Sceptic" Doe

Occupation: Freelance Sarcasm Specialist

Specialties: Eye-rolling, door-slamming, existential crises

Experience: 5 years, 3 meetings attended

Meetings Attended:

• Successive Meeting Syndrome
• Meeting Malaise
• Existential Crisis in Meetings

Quips and Quirks:

• Says "What's the point?" at least twice a meeting.
• Tends to nod off during presentations.
• Has a Ph.D. in procrastination.