CeO Prophets of Doom: A Council of Visionary Leaders

Welcome, mortals, to the sacred chambers of the CeO Prophets of Doom, where the fate of the world is decided by our infinite wisdom.

We have been called to this place for the following reasons:

Meeting with the coffee machine repair team to discuss the meaning of life
To discuss the merits of our beloved 3am meetings
To decide the fate of Bob, the IT intern, who insists on using Comic Sans

Our prophets have spoken:

Prophet of Doom: "The future is uncertain, but our coffee will be stronger."

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