CEO Rebuttal: A Meeting to Remember (or Forget)

Why We're Here

We're here to discuss the finer points of our company's questionable decisions.

Join me, the fearless leader, as I attempt to defend the indefensible.

Agenda:

• Point 1: Why we still use Flash on our website
• Point 2: Why our coffee machines dispense only decaf
• Point 3: Why our employees' cats are not allowed in the office

Point 1: The Flash Defense Point 2: The Coffee Conundrum Point 3: Feline Frenemies Back to Meetings