Meeting-Related Terms of Endearment

Because, apparently, love is not enough

Here's a list of terms we, the meeting enthusiasts, love to use, but secretly hate:

• Agenda: A fancy word for "stuff we want to do, but probably won't"
• Minutes: The minutes we take to write down what was said, but not what was actually done
• Action Items: Tasks assigned to others, but not to oneself (we're too busy taking minutes)
• Decision Fatigue: When you've had enough of making decisions, but still have to pretend you care
• Consensus: When we all agree, but still do our own thing
• Action Item Follow-Up: When someone else is finally doing the thing we assigned to them, but now it's old news

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