Apparently, the meeting was called, but no one showed up. Or maybe it wasn't. Who knows?
Somebody should probably call another meeting, but that would just be a waste of time.
Next meeting: Never.
Minutes of the Metaphysical Meeting (for those who still exist in the space-time continuum)
Prophets of old, who spoke of the meeting, spoke too soon, and spoke in a language no one could understand
They said: "The meeting was a success, but not really."
And we're like, "Uh, yeah, okay, sure."
Prophets of Old Prophets - for when the old ones start to get old
Prophets of Old Prophets of Old - for when the old ones get even older
Prophets of old, who spoke in riddles, spoke in riddles, that were riddles
They said: "The meeting was, and was not."
And we're like, "Uh, yeah, okay, sure, maybe."