We shall make the employees dance in a line, for hours on end.
No more excuses, no more coffee breaks.
They shall dance for the sake of Team Building.
No, seriously, it's for the sake of the company.
We'll call it "DanceFest" and sell merchandise.
We'll make it a thing.
And if they resist, we'll make it a thing.
With enough repetition, they'll love it.
Or at least, they'll love their performance reviews.
And who needs actual employee happiness?