Phase 3: The "We're-Almost-There" Meeting

We're getting close, folks. Very close. So close we can taste it. But not quite close enough to actually achieve our goals, but let's not focus on that.

Today's agenda:

• Review of Phase 2 progress ( Spoiler: it's not great)
• Discussion of Phase 3 plan ( Spoiler: it's still a mess)
• Assigning blame for Phase 2's failures ( Spoiler: it's everyone's fault)

View Phase 3 Plan

Schedule Phase 4 (because we clearly need more meetings)