We've all been there: stuck in a meeting that could've been an email. Or a phone call. Or just a quiet, peaceful day of work without the crushing sense of dread that someone might ask you prophets of doom and gloom about the company's quarterly profits.
But fear not, dear finance friend, for we have a solution: more meetings!
Meetings: where the coffee flows like rivers, the PowerPoint slides never end, and the only thing more abundant than the free coffee is the free anxiety.
Click to see our meeting schedule:
prophetsOfDoomAndGloom.pdf hereOr, if you're feeling brave, try to tackle our infamous Weekly War Council, where the fate of the company hangs in the balance like a precarious, delicate dance of PowerPoint and PowerPoint-hating despair.
Quarterly Financial Apocalypse: where the coffee machine weeps, the spreadsheets bleed, and the very fabric of reality unravels like a threadbare sweater.