Financial Apocalypse Symposia

Welcome to the most exclusive club for the most financially destitute

Where the only thing we have to worry about is how to pay the rent

Join us for our monthly meetings where we commiserate about our financial woes and plot our escape from the crushing weight of debt

Our expert panel of financial advisors will help you navigate the complex world of financial apocalypse

• Financial Apocalypse Salon: where we discuss the latest trends in financial ruin
• Financial Apocalypse Support Group: where we commiserate about our shared suffering
• Financial Apocalypse Self-Defense: where we plot our escape from the financial abyss