Meeting to Discuss Non-Existence of Money

Subtopics:

Our Parents Won't Let Us Have Sugar

Financial Literacy for the Illiterati

Alternative Recessional Sport (Extreme Ironing)

Making Money in the Sticks

What to do in the face of eternal recession?

1. Dont' Panic (But Also Panic)

2. Learn to Code (But Not Actually Learn to Code)

3. Ask Yourself: What Happened to the Dollar Bill

4. Collect More Stamp Cards Than You Need

5. Declare Bankruptcy and Say Its a Technical Issue