MEETINGS: EVACUATION PROCEDURE

When the meeting descends into chaos and your coworkers start throwing chairs, it's time to evacuate.

Step 1: Panic!

Run around like your pants are on fire! Don't worry, they probably are.

Step 2: Find the exit!

Optional Step 2: Call the Fire Department

We're not actually on fire, but it's fun to call the fire department. They'll just tell you to turn off your stove.

Step 3: Take the stairs! Or the elevator! Or the fire pole! We won't judge you.

Post-Evacuation Protocol:

Grab a snack, take a deep breath, and try to process the trauma.

Snack Bar Trauma Counseling