Complicated Coffee Orders: Because You're Worth It

For those who dare to be different, for those who refuse to blend in, for those who want to make their barista cry, welcome to the world of Complicated Coffee Orders.

Example Order: Extra Shot of Whipped Cream, Extra Shot of Whipped Cream, Extra Shot of Whipped Cream, with a dash of cinnamon and a pinch of paprika

Price: $12.50 (plus 10% for the emotional trauma inflicted on the barista)

Note: We're not judging you (much). We just want to see your creative use of adjectives.