Complicated Coffee Orders

Meetings: Because you can never have too much caffeine.

Venti's Revenge

One venti half-caf, one shot of espresso, room for cream, extra foam, whipped cream on top, sprinkles, a pinch of sea salt, and a dash of sarcasm.

The Italian Stallion

Three shots of espresso, a drizzle of chocolate syrup, a dollop of whipped cream, a sprinkle of edible gold dust, and a side of existential dread.

Caffeine Coma

Five shots of espresso, a splash of hazelnut syrup, a dash of cinnamon, a sprinkle of nutmeg, and a warning label that says "Do not attempt to consume this beverage while operating heavy machinery or engaging in deep conversations."