Venti's Complicated Coffee Orders

Welcome to Venti's, where the coffee is always strong and the orders are always complicated.

Today's Feature

We're serving "The Architect" today, a behemoth of a coffee drink that's sure to put your taste buds to the test:

• Espresso shot made with Ethiopian Yirgacheffe beans, pulled to a precise 3.8:1 ratio.
• Steamed to perfection with 3.5 oz of whole milk from the rolling pastures of New Zealand.
• Whipped cream made from the finest imported Icelandic buttermilk, dolloped with an exact 7.23:1 ratio.
• A sprinkle of edible gold dust, because why not?