THE ANCHOVY INQUISITION
You have been summoned to testify before the Anchovy Inquisition, a tribunal of esteemed gourmands, regarding the most heinous of crimes: THE USE OF ANCHOVY AS A PIZZA TOPPING.
As you stand before us, you are not just a suspect, but also a participant in the grand debate. You are expected to weigh in on the merits of anchovy, that most divisive of fish.
Below, you will see the evidence against you, a list of crimes that we will consider in our deliberations.
- Exhibited: Anchovy, in all its oily glory.
- Exhibited: A pizza with anchovy, the very instrument of our discontent.
- Exhibited: A witness, who shall remain nameless, who has been known to utter the words, "Anchovy is the worst."