THE GREAT ANCHOIVE DEBATE

Subpage: Anchoives are not just a topping, they're a lifestyle

Subpage: Anchoives are the worst thing that ever happened to pizza

As we stand on the precipice of this great debate, let us not forget that the true enemy is not the anchovy, but the anchovy's influence on our collective psyche. The salty, fishy flavor has insidiously seeped into our cultural consciousness, corrupting our taste buds and our values.

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