It's official: Olives for the Lose has reached a consensus: Olives are the best pizza topping.
But not just any olives will do. No, no. These are the kind of olives that make you say, "Wait, I've been living in a world without these and I don't even know how to describe the depth of my despair."
Our team of expert olive connoisseurs have narrowed down the top 5 reasons why olives are the superior pizza topping:
- They're the perfect salty, briny, umami bomb to balance out the sweetness of our tears.
- They're the only topping that's been known to make you question the life choices of your partner when they don't order enough.
- They're the reason we've all been secretly training for the apocalypse in case the olives run out.
- They're the only topping that makes our pizza chefs cry (in a good way).
- They're the reason we've invested in a separate olive-only bank account.