FOO'S FANTASTIC MEETING

Today's meeting is being held in the depths of the conference room, where the fluorescent lights have been replaced with lava lamps and the chairs have been duct-taped to the floor.

Agenda:

• Discussion of the new foosball table in the break room
• Review of the quarterly sales numbers, which were... um...
• Taco Tuesday: Free tacos for everyone! (Bring your own toppings)