Meetings are a series of increasingly absurd gatherings where people pretend to discuss important things while secretly playing solitaire.
Important Meeting Notes
Today's Agenda:
- Item 1: Discuss the importance of procrastination in software development
- Item 2: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in UI design
- Item 3: Elect a new team captain for the "Bureaucracy Olympics"
Key Takeaways:
- We will not be meeting next week
- We will not be meeting the week after that either
- We might meet in 6 months, but only if we feel like it
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