Because we're not actually going anywhere with this meeting, let's break it down into smaller, more interesting pieces.
Why 1: What's the point of this meeting?
Is it to assign blame? To create a to-do list? Or to merely exist in a shared space?
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Why 2: Why are we here?
We're here because our overlords decreed it so. Now we're stuck in this windowless conference room with stale coffee and fluorescent lights.
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Why 3: What's the real agenda?
Is it the free pizza or the free soda? The answer may surprise you.
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Why 4: Why do we have to be here?
Because someone, somewhere, decided we needed a meeting. Now we're all here, together, in this sterile conference room.
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Why 5: Why not just send an email?
Because where's the fun in that? Where's the sense of community and shared suffering?