Meetings: Forecasting Methodologies

Because who needs actual results, anyway?

Our team has developed a series of cutting-edge, totally-not-pointless forecasting methods, guaranteed to waste at least 3 hours of your day.

• Buzzword Bingo: Because who needs actual data when you can just make up words that sound impressive?
• Flowchart Frenzy: Where you get to draw squiggly lines and pretend it's actually doing anything.
• Paradox Parameters: A delightful mix of contradictory terms to confuse and demoralize your team.

And, of course, our team's favorite: The Infinite Meeting Loop