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Fortunes of Woe - Sockpocalypse
Fortunes of Woe - Sockpocalypse
Where Socks Go to Die
Located in the depths of the Sock Drawer of Despair, this is the place where socks go to suffer a slow-motion descent into the abyss of lost and lonely singles.
Here you can find:
- Buy your way to more Sockpocalypse - Pay for more Socks, get more problems.
- Sock Therapy - Our team of experts will sort your socks into neat little piles for you.
- Sock-Ventures - Join us on a thrilling journey of Sock-discovery, where we send you on a wild goose chase to find that missing sock.
Don't get caught in the Sockpocalypse! Stay Sock-sane and visit us today!
Warning: Do not attempt to leave this site while wearing mismatched socks. You have been warned.