Answer 1: The One About the Coffee Machine

It's on fire! No, seriously, the coffee machine just stopped working. I've tried unplugging it and plugging it back in, but nothing seems to be working. What do I do?

Well, this is a classic.

Check the circuit breaker, genius. It's not that hard to do.

Also, maybe try not putting a toaster in the break room.

Now, if that doesn't work, you can always call in a professional: Answer 2: The One Where I Call in a Professional

Or, you know, just buy a new one. That's always a great option. Go to the buying page