STUCK PAPERCLIP

Oh no, it seems you've gotten stuck in a paperclip. The kind of paperclip that's attached to a piece of paper that's stuck in the copier jam.

We're not sure how this happened, but it's not like anyone's going to try and fix it. I mean, who needs productivity, right? Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the thrill of being stuck in a paperclip.

We've included some helpful links below to make your time stuck here more enjoyable:

• Office Supplies - Because who doesn't love a good stapler or a box of tissues?
• Therapist - We have a paperclip therapist on staff, but only if you promise to bring donuts.
• Eternal Lost Cause - Because sometimes you just need to accept that you'll never get unstuck.

Exit - If you're really, really sure you want to leave.