FRIDAY MEETINGS: THE AGONY OF THE WEEKEND

Where the coffee flows like the tears of the damned, and the projector screen is always on.

Agenda

  1. Discussion of non-essential items that will never get done.
  2. Review of last week's non-action items that will still be non-done this week.
  3. Unsolicited presentation of someone's vacation photos from 2018.

Important Decisions

  1. Whether to eat pizza or sandwiches for lunch.
  2. Who ate the last donut in the break room.
  3. Whether to play a round of office golf during our 3 PM break.
More meetings, more pain! The Meeting of Meetings, where we schedule more meetings!

Remember, there's always room for one more meeting.