FRIDAY MEETING: THE ONLY MEETING YOU'LL BE ATTENDING TODAY

Because, let's face it, you're not going to get anything done without us.

Agenda:

• Discussion of last week's non-existent progress
• Breathless updates on the state of the office coffee machine
• More pointless small talk about the weather

Subpages:

• Coffee Machine: A Never-Ending Source of Frustration
• Progress Update: A Lie
• Weather Talk: Because It's Not Like It Matters

Next Meeting: Monday. Joy.