Welcome, employees!
Reminder: Don't forget to wear your favorite Hawaiian shirt to work today! It's Friday, after all.
Our CEO, Bob, will be wearing a tutu to work today to "get in touch with his creative side". Please don't stare.
The coffee machine in the break room has been replaced with a fancy-schmancy pour-over. Use it wisely, or don't. It's not like it's going to make a huge difference in your productivity.
Please don't forget to turn off your computer at the end of the day. We don't pay you to burn out your screens, we pay you to burn out your eyes.
The office will be having a " Casual Friday" dress code today. That means you can wear your pajamas, but not your actual pajamas. Those are for sleeping. Unless you're a programmer. In that case, wear your pajamas.