Today's meeting has been hijacked by the IT Department for an emergency meeting about a "Critical" update.
We will be discussing the finer points of "Best Practices for Properly Configuring Your Printer to Not Print 3000 Pages of Garbage in a 5-Minute span."
As per the memo, please arrive prepared to defend your questionable life choices.
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Also, please note that the coffee machine has been replaced with a vending machine filled with 20oz "I Can't Believe It's Not" coffee. Enjoy!