Advanced Course Materials in Avoiding Work
Friday is here, and you know what that means. It's time to put on your thinking caps and get some serious rest.
As a master of the art of avoiding work, you're probably wondering what the secret to napping like a pro is. Well, wonder no more.
Chapter 1: The Art of Dozing
Step one: Find a comfortable position. This might take a few minutes, so be patient.
- Option A: Lean back in your chair, with your head resting on your desk.
- Option B: Find a cozy corner of the office and claim it as your own.
Chapter 2: The Science of Snoozing
Step two: Train your brain to fall asleep instantly. It's all about the power of suggestion.