Welcome, esteemed maintenance team, to the meeting that could have been held in a more timely manner. Unfortunately, our team's collective procrastination has left us with a vacuum that's more lost than a kitten in a maze.
Agenda for today's meeting:
Take a peek at the ventilation system and see if we can't find any hidden clues.
Download the Vacuum Maintenance Manual, a required reading for anyone hoping to escape this purgatory.