Meeting Agenda for the Utterly Futile Committee

9:00-9:30 AM: Bureaucratic Formalities

* 30 minutes of pointless small talk about the importance of pointless small talk.

9:30-10:30 AM: Committee Reports

* The Chairperson will read from a 20-page report about nothing in particular.

10:30-11:30 AM: Red Tape and Paperwork

* Fill out form 27-B/6, section 3, subsection B, item 4. Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds.

11:30 AM-12:00 PM: Lunch Break!

* Eat a stale sandwich and pretend to be interested in the conversation.

12:00-1:30 PM: More Bureaucracy and Red Tape

* Discuss the finer points of the 17th revision of policy 345.

1:30-2:00 PM: Conclusion and Dismissal

* Pretend to be interested in the meeting, even though it's over.