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Dissecting the Competition: Our Own Incompetence

Welcome to the most epic struggle session of all time. Today, we're dissecting our own incompetence, because who needs outside help when you have internal ineptness? Our team of expert procrastinators will be analyzing every move we make, every decision we take, and every time we can't even be bothered.

• Pointless Arguments: A comprehensive look at how we turn simple decisions into never-ending debates.
• Our Internal Memo Pool: Where we create 10-page documents that nobody reads, just for fun.
• Our Schedule of Never-Ending Projects: Where we create 5-year plans that never get started.

Our Competence: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

At Futile Meetings, we're masters of the art of doing the bare minimum. Our team of expert non-achievers will be discussing the finer points of:

• Just Enough to Not Fail: A comprehensive look at our risk management strategy.
• The Bare Minimum Deliverables: Where we'll be discussing the perfect balance of doing the least amount of work possible.
• Our Specialty of Mediocrity: A celebration of our unique ability to achieve the status quo.

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