Futile Meetings: Agenda
Important Debate: 2 Caffeine Consumption
Debate Topic 2: Is Too Much Caffeine the New Standard for Productivity?
Pro: More Caffeine is Better (duh!)
- Increased focus, increased productivity
- Boosts energy levels, making even the most mundane meetings tolerable
- Who needs sleep when you can have an extra shot of espresso?
Con: You're Gonna Burn Out (literally!)
- Caffeine jitters will get you fired
- Too much sugar will clog your arteries, making you a human-sized clogged pipe
- Don't be a slave to the buzz, be a slave to your own willpower!