Futile Meeting Agenda: Panic Room

Agenda for the Utterly Inconsequential Meeting

Today is going to be a blast, folks!

Here's the plan:

• 11:00 AM - Arrival of the Uninvited Guest (aka Bob from Accounting)
• 11:30 AM - "Emergency" Donut Break (aka just a regular break)
• 12:00 PM - The "I've Forgotten What We're Here to Discuss" Discussion
• 1:00 PM - The "I've Forgotten What the Point of This Meeting Is" Lunch Break
• 2:00 PM - Conclusion: We're All Just Going to Pretend Like We've Been Working

And remember, if you're feeling overwhelmed, just step into the Panic Room.

[Panic Mode]

Contingency Plan (in case of extreme panic)]